are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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