they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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