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i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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