no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
