Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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