school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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