people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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