? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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