u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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