woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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