North Korea, Best Korea!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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