I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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