No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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