this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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