ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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