Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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