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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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