How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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