Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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