Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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