Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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