Just cropdusted the office
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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