are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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