I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
