If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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