Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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