He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
