I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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