i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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