went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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