i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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