And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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