is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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