I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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