can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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