You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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