Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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