Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize