Me too!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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