Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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