But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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