remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
