i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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