As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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