Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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