Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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