You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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