yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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