i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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