What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize