i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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