I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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