She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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